I'M WITH CUNT

They say you can choose your friends, but not your family. We call bullshit on this. This shirt is for those of you who can’t stand the people that you hang around. But makes it...

£20.00

GET A DOG UP YA!

For the times you don’t want to be bothered, this T-shirt says everything that you just can’t be fucked to. Shipping to a UK address included in the price.

£20.00

YA FLAMIN' GALAH!

A flamin’ galah, to the uninitiated, is like a phoenix. But pinker. And with a crest. Sort of like a gay cockatoo. But on fire. Which makes it completely bad ass. Shipping to a UK...

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TINNIE ME!

True Love is never having to say so. Shipping to a UK address included in the price.

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IS IT B.Y.O?!

Here at G’day Cnut, we’re not afraid to ask the hard questions. People might think you’re a tight cnut, we just think you like your booze. A lot. T-shirt features our lovable mascot, Goonie. Shipping...

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CUT FULLY SICK!

Only the people that matter understand what you mean by this. Shipping to a UK address included in the price.

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NOICE!

Sometimes, feelings of emotional well-being and elation need to be expressed in ways beyond Received Pronunciation and ear drums. Shipping to a UK address included in the price.

£20.00

SWOIT!

Sometimes, feelings of emotional well-being and elation need to be expressed in ways beyond Received Pronunciation and ear drums. Shipping to a UK address included in the price.

£20.00